🛡️ You Just Got Phished (And Honestly, We’re Impressed)
So… you scanned the QR code. That’s exactly what hackers hope you’ll do. Fortunately, this was a joke. But a real phishing attack wouldn’t be so funny.
You were lured by fake awards. Hackers use fake invoices, urgent emails from “IT,” court notices, and login alerts. And it works—because people click first and panic later.
If it fooled you (or your partner, or your paralegal), it’s time for a serious conversation about cybersecurity.
🎯 Get a Free Environment Scan
Let us scan your environment and show you how vulnerable your firm really is. No sales pitch. No judgment. Just clarity.
(P.S. The awards? Still fake. But the threats aren’t.)
🎓 Still Curious About the Awards?
They were fake. But hilarious. And if you saw yourself in any of these, we get it.
You’re a legal icon. Just maybe… not a cybersecurity one. Yet.
- 💼 Best Dressed at Deposition
Because nothing says “reasonable doubt” like a bold pinstripe. - ❓ Most Dramatic Objection
Awarded to the litigator who treats every courtroom like an off-Broadway production. - 🔹 Fastest to Say “Let’s Take This Offline”
Usually before anyone even finishes their sentence. Impressive. - 🔍 Most Tabs Open During a Hearing
This year’s winner opened 47 Chrome tabs, summoned a spirit, and still lost. - ✉️ Excellence in Passive Aggressive Email Sign-Offs
“Kind regards” has never cut so deep. - ⏱ Longest Time Speaking Without Saying Anything
Eligible participants must use at least three Latin phrases and zero actual facts. - 👨🏫 Best Use of Latin to Intimidate Opposing Counsel
Because “res ipsa loquitur” always sounds smarter than it is. - 🤔 Most Likely to Bill Their Therapist for the Hour
Efficiency meets emotional awareness.
- 🍿 Best Snack Selection During All-Nighters
Bonus points for bringing enough Hot Cheetos for the whole firm. - ⌘ Quickest Ctrl+F in a 100-Page Contract
Your search terms are faster than your billables. - 📢 Most “Reply All” Regrets
Honoring the brave few who sent their lunch order to the whole client list. - 🔊 Best Argument Won Using Only Vibes and Precedent
Persuasive. Passionate. Slightly unhinged. We love it. - ⌚ Lifetime Achievement in Avoiding IT Updates
Windows 7? Classic. - 🌟 Most Mysterious Redline Edits
The document changed. No one knows how. Or why. But it happened. - 🎨 Best Legal Pad Doodles During Mediation
Your sketch of Lady Justice holding a lightsaber deserves a gallery showing.
⚖️ Is Your Firm Actually Protected?
Legal professionals are top targets for phishing, spoofed court notices, and ransomware emails.
eCreek helps firms like yours:
- Filter and block suspicious emails
- Simulate phishing to train your team
- Protect endpoints and mobile devices
- Secure confidential client data
- Stay compliant with ethics and industry standards
🎯 Get a Free Environment Scan
Let us scan your environment and show you how vulnerable your firm really is. No sales pitch. No judgment. Just clarity.
(P.S. The awards? Still fake. But the threats aren’t.)
